OK...so a drinkin' binge went a little too far...and ah, grife...*deep breath* I'm not goin' blow chunks again, I'm not goin' to blow chunks again

Anyone one got anythin' fer hangovers? I'm not goin' blow chunks again, I'm not goin' to blow chunks again

See kids, this be why ye shouldn' drink too much. An' by too much I mean two days straight.

Blech, I hate this. Still...er...this is weird.

Uh...Hi everyone...er...uh..

Ok, bloke, ye can do this, really. Jus' say it.

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damnit, I canna do this...aye...nay...DAMN!

*deep breath* *sneaky sip of ale I'm Roget...and I...have a problem.

Runes, I need a drink.

((OOC: Yeah, I should be asleep now, but no, Roget wanted to get this out.))

Well, things are gettin' a little too quite 'round here, so I feel the need to go on a pubcrawl down in Zexay sometime this week. Sheena, I think ye should come along, an' ye can see a master at work. Anyone else wanna come along? If ye wanna, ye gotta be willin' to help me kidnap one helpless Kyle, as he's in desperate need for a pick me up.

One would think that a simple matter of a faulty table would be an easy matter to fix, wouldn't ye? But nay, the shop I bought it from insisted I was doing it wrong. And when I had 'em set it up fer me they they accused me of screwing it up! I went to an other shop and told 'em what was goin' on and they told me I was right, so I took it to the ( Read more... )

Well, Vinay del Zexay sure is an excitin' city. Lots of good beer and ale. I was able t'get all the supplies I need for me parlor and I can say that me massage parlor is officially open. In the inn on the first floor I took the liberty of converting two of the unused rooms in the back and turning them into an office an' work space. I've got a chair ( Read more... )

I've got some good news. Lyon's awake now and seems like she's goin' to be OK ( Read more... )

Well, lads an' lasses, if yer all tensed up 'cause the recent trauma happin' nowadays, I've got the perfect solution for ye! A massage! I'm gonna open up a parlor real soon, as soon as I get the equipment, like a chair and/or a bed. It'll be great, jus' come to me parlor and feel yer troubles melt away! Dun believe me? Ask Geddoe! He was kind ( Read more... )

So...eh, I've got a question fer ye people who are into history 'n' stuff.

What happened to Graska after Kooluk fell. Hell, what happened to Kooluk after the empire fell? Graska was still there last time I checked, and doing fine as a city-state. I expect Scarlet Moon annexed some territory, but surely not all of it.

It's snowing, which is awesome! I didn't get to see snow much growing up, but I always loved it, and this much snow! This much snow is bloody brilliant ( Read more... )

Eh? What the heck? Where the bar go? What? Ok, I know Ornela couldn’t do this. She’s not capable of this sort of magic. Though gods know she probably would do this if she could. One moment I’m getting Busk drunker than a skunk and laughing at him hitting on the bar lady, and Ornela’s glaring at me something fierce and then ( Read more... )